I would liek to tell a story. It is about a boy named Matt (me) .

Once upon a time Matt was walking to school, when from out of nowheer the gant dogs appeared. They began chasing after him, because his farts smelled liek sausages, and he farted a lot, so smelt nice and tasty. Well these giant dogs began barking, and using their super powers to fire killer bees, the south american kind at him. He was running very fast, and doign well, occasionally getting stung by the killer bees. He then found a refuge in a bakery. Here he met a man named tony, who baked bread with his feet. He was a big man, but not as big as the barking dogs. Tony then took him in the back and they played with each other for a while, until matt realised that he need to go to the land of the free and plant some tulips for his gran. Before leaving tony the undesirable, that was his name, gave him some magical pens. One was red and the other blue. Whilst walking down the street mIXu poked his eye out with the red pen, because he was bored. After a bit of walking he met up with a blind man, who gave him the use of a beanstalk, to get to the land of the free in record time. After climbing the beanstalk, matt was presented with the evil ninja clan of dolphins. They began to piss on him. But he managed to dehydarate them by drinking all their piss. Unfortunately, all the pis bloated him, and he fell down and died.

The end

the moral of this story is never to drink dolphin piss.

ps krass rocks

The name "Spelling Bee". Where does it come from?

Well, it all began in the year 1998, when bees were the size of motorbikes and were worshipped by the then miniscule creatures known as "humans". The bee hierarchy was such: there were the Base Bees, who were just your normal guys, then you had your Good Bees, who were kind of like the upper class. Below the base bees were the throwbacks - bees a great deal smaller than the other, normal bees and who were so lacking in intelligence that they could hardly even form sentences. These were originally known as Challenged Bees, but the offensive slang term "Bumble" Bee was coined, and is still popular today.

After that, it gets a little more complicated. Bees who were exceptional at mathematics were known as Number Bees, and used to spend most of their time counting flowers. Bees who were great dancers were known as the B-Boy Bees, and this was generally the most respected rank of all. However, above the B-Boy Bees was a sect of secret bees who dictated laws to all the other bees and also taught them how to spell. These were of course known as the Spelling Bees. They were greatly feared, for if they found any creature making a spelling mistake they would fill them with red hot poison and make them spell their final words as they melted in a puddle of acid. It is believed that in some areas of the world, strange cults are formed wherein a group of children are annually offered to the Spelling Bees as a sacrifice, a strange ceremony which is often hidden under the guise of a spelling competition.

i like to eat bees.

i like it when big hunks are training weight lifting. i usually lie under their arms when they are lying on the bench lifting their weights. its really nice when they start sweating and the juicy taste of human sweat reaches my mouth. it makes me feel really warm inside and i think one day i will be as strong as them by just drinking their sweat!!!

suck. sluta su g :(

thats quite fucked up (uk)def

HAD IT NOT BEEN
FOR COTTON EYED JOE
I WOULD'VE BEEN MARRIED
LONG TIME AGO
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM
WHERE DID YOU GO
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM
COTTON EYED JOE

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